It's one of the best things to come out of the 90's.
You guys, has a new flavor based on my #1 cereal! I ALWAYS have a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at home. On March 5, 2020, Fishel did spon-con for Cinnamon Toast Crunch–flavored CoffeeMate, calling CTC her “#1 cereal” and “one of the best things to come out of the 90’s.” We shrimp you not. This one seems taped up (?) and also appears to include.(I don’t even want to say it).dental floss. UPDATE: my wife has a stronger stomach than me and checked the OTHER bag in the family pack. This one seems taped up (?) and also appears to include…(I don’t even want to say it)…dental floss,” the wife guy’s brave wife is, again, Danielle Fishel, Topanga from Boy Meet’s World.
So when Karp tweeted “UPDATE: my wife has a stronger stomach than me and checked the OTHER bag in the family pack. As in Danielle Fishel, star of Boy Meets World. Karp and his wife are uniquely qualified to host a podcast about a platform where former child stars talk at you for money, because Jensen Karp is married to Topanga. He also used to host Get Up on This and currently hosts a podcast all about Cameo called Talk Ain’t Cheap. It’s almost as if he was marked by the shrimp gods to receive a shrimpy surprise in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Because Karp, it turns out, was a staple on an Earwolf podcast called - get this - Pistol Shrimps Radio. It turns out that the Curious Incident of the Shrimp Tails in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch couldn’t have happened to a weirder character in his own right. We’re going to a lab /utlWpU1k4I- Jensen Karp March 23, 2021 The saga continues unabated, as Karp has since taken his shrimp tails to get genetically tested to ensure that they are, in fact, shrimp tails and not clusters of sugar mysteriously shaped like what you’d find in the dumpster behind a Red Lobster. We assure you that there's no possibility of cross contamination with shrimp.- Cinnamon Toast Crunch March 22, 2021 General Mills exacerbated the situation when, from the official Cinnamon Toast Crunch account, they told Karp that the shrimp tails were not shrimp tails and were just “accumulations of the cinnamon sugar” in the shape of shrimp tails.Īfter further investigation with our team that closely examined the image, it appears to be an accumulation of the cinnamon sugar that sometimes can occur when ingredients aren't thoroughly blended. Ummmm - why are there shrimp tails in my cereal? (This is not a bit) /tTjiAdrnVp- Jensen Karp March 22, 2021 Karp posted his horrific findings to Twitter, and because he’s verified, it blew up. In case you were fortunate enough to miss this particular Twitter flare-up, the facts are these: Karp ate a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch before finding what appeared to be two sugar-crusted shrimp tails, some bits of string, and, possibly, rat droppings in the box. They sound like rejected villain concepts from Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark, but they’re actually Twitter’s main characters of 2021 so far, and on March 23 they welcomed a new poor soul into their sorry ranks: Jensen Karp, or as Twitter main-character-naming convention goes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Tails Guy. Then maybe we're only months away from General Mills capitalizing on the fiasco and releasing a limited run of Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch.Photo: Matt Winkelmeyer/2017 Getty Imagesīean Dad. If that's the case, it would seem nothing actually too gross has happened here (provided the other foreign objects are sugar too). One thing is for sure: a lab confirming the shrimp tails are actually shrimp tails won't solve the mystery of where they came from - unless the lab confirms they aren't shrimp tails and are really remarkably shrimp-tail-like pieces of sugar. Makes me wonder if the apparent droppings were more compressed into the cereal than cooked in. It's very weird that a single package of the same product, as reported by Karp, shows potential evidence of product tampering and of cooked-in contamination. Is it shrimp adjacent? (also just found this weird cinnamon covered pea thing?) For real - someone tell me they aren’t like maggots or bugs.
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